Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # Three Alternate Verses We three kings of Orient are One on a bicycle, one in a car, One on a scooter blowing his hooter, Following yonder star. We three kings of Madison square Trying to sell this cheap underwear. They're fantastic, No elastic, Twenty five cents a pair. We three men of Orient are Smoking on a rubber cigar. One was loaded, It exploded. Now we're on yonder star. [Optional last line:] "Silent Night, Holy Night" Browse Carols: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #